Frank: Alright, so I figured out what is going to happen with my life.
Sara: Really, What?
Frank: I am going to be surprised bigtime.
Sara: Wait, I have to write this down.
Frank: Get away from me (Fake kick in the air.) It doesn't pertain to you at all.
Sara: (Discouraged) What do you mean?
Frank: I don't want my lide published.
Sara: (after logging onto blog and starting to write this conversation down.) C'mon tell me.
Frank: I am going to win the megamillions. Iam not going to win the powerball.
Sara: Why not?
Frank: The powerball confuses me. The annuity payout increases year over year, it is not a flat payout, therefore in all of my financial models I can never truly accurately predict what my monthly take home will be. Now that the megamillions is in PA, it is a flat payout over 26 years, so it is easier to calculate how much my take home will be each year.
Sara: Oh.
Frank: I won't even get into the internal battle I have with myself over taking the lump sum vs. the annuity payout.
Sara: Oh. How do you know all of this?
Frank: Because I have a spreadsheet.
Nuff Said. Just another Wednesday night, reflecting after a long day of work and forward thinking.
Bwwwwahahahahaha! A spreadsheet for winning the lotto. Is that worse than being addicted to scratch off lottery tickets? I will answer this: Yes.
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