Thursday, July 29, 2010

What's next?


Sick of the long haul, I, the identified runner, made a decision this week that may change my life: The purchase of a road bike.
Impulse buy? Perhaps.
Unexpected? Not really.
Not practical? Possibly.
Excited about the spark of a new fitness frenzy? Absolutely.
Ready to enter a new genre of endurance sport? You bet.
All over the spandex? Always and forever.
I did it! Yahoo! In light of this event, my primary purchase of the summer- the depletion of the "Sara Money," as I call it, one would think that my thirsts for spending had been satisfied. The case is not such. Apparently, I can't even control the vaccumn that life has on my wallet. Today's events led me to conclude that I am in the midst of the most expensive week of my life.
Today I devoted my afternoon and most of my evening to commercial interests. None of which were for purely selfish items. Party city. (Not a usual fave- but I'm planning a bachelorette party.) Target. Usual suspect of Sara funds depletion. And then....
I had a fender bender. Dual Liability-A woman, not so nice at first, but she came around, and I ran into each other in none other than the Target parking lot. Most likely, I'll only be out $250 and my ghettofied bumper will be fixed within a few weeks. Well, tack that $250 onto the bike and I'm rising pretty high.
In my distress, I did what any somewhat responsible adult would do. We exchanged information. I hightailed it outta there. No police needed. And I went to Starbucks for a frapp. Going straight to a bar just seemed a little out of the question. Another $4.00
Next stop. Anthropologie. Oh....the fascination with ethereal fashion! I almost couldn't contain myself, and wouldn't have except that I had picked up my Mom in between Sbux and Anthro. Clearly, she became the voice of reason.
Return finalized. I'm back in the black- $18.00 Thank you very much!
Trader Joes-coffee, soap, veggie burgers, body wash, clif bars, shampoo and conditioner: $34.00
A glimpse of feeling like I'd have it all evened out- shot down by the temptation of tea tree oil body products.
It's been the most expensive week of my life. Tomorrow, a new day. Filled with possibilities. Haircut and highlites- I'm betting $100. Possibly browsing of the outlets close to home- the sky's the limit.
Shall I end this blog and retire to bed? Or shall I teeter on into the night browsing for the new helmet, biking shorts, and essential rack for my beat up Honda that I need for my newest fitness craze?

3 comments:

  1. I hope you stayed online and looked for the goodies that will help make this week the most expensive in your life.

    And let me give you some "sound" advice, Julia style: Life is not practical. Therefore, neither should your purchases be practical.

    That's my life motto. NEVER BE PRACTICAL.

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  2. Friends...I realize that it's whats not practical about this little old life of mine that is what makes it FUN!

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